"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke) 11/28/2017 at 22:45 • Filed to: None

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I find this really handsome. Am I becoming a dad or something?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 22:48

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Is that an Outback photoshopped into a three row SUV?

Frenchlicker > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 22:51

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I like it too. My want for a baby and a new car has me wanting something like this more than before. I’ll still probably buy a van because I’ve always loved those.

Nibby > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/28/2017 at 22:52

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https://www.subaru.com/ascent

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 22:53

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It’s like a Traverse that actually looks decent.

CB > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 22:53

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I mean, if you think you can fit an appropriate amount of lumber in the back of that to build a deck and also think it’ll be quiet enough for your offspring to hear your puns no matter what speed or terrain you’re on, then yes, you’re becoming a dad.

E92M3 > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 22:53

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And tell me how this makes you feel?

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/28/2017 at 22:54

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AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/28/2017 at 22:54

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Talk about a backhanded compliment

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 22:54

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Obligatory

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 11/28/2017 at 22:55

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That’s pretty much what I was going for.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > E92M3 11/28/2017 at 22:57

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Why did you upload a picture of my razor?

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/28/2017 at 23:00

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Chevy already took care of that.

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 23:01

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It’s just the Lexus effect. Anything without a predator grille looks attractive by comparison.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 23:02

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Malibu wagon!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E92M3 11/28/2017 at 23:02

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It’s like a Camry ate three other Camries.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/28/2017 at 23:03

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Do not give me any ideas.

Chariotoflove > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 23:03

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Prolly.

shop-teacher > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 23:04

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Sure does, pops.

Matsayz > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 23:08

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Jeez, Subaru can’t even come up with something original. This is just a stretched Outback.

Ash78, voting early and often > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 23:13

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Not bad. As a dad for 7.5 years so far, I’m really getting sick of the Big Car thing. A normal size car plus a roof bag/box for long trips would be fine...in hindsight.

Needless to say, I’m excited to check this thing out soon. As much we don’t really need AWD here in The Ham, I like the balance and constant grip. FWD just sucks sometimes, especially on wet hills or corners.

promoted by the color red > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 23:14

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Never mind that, it sounds like a slightly de-tuned WRX mill under that shapely hood, which means we’re getting a new source for Subaru turbo engines.

We’ll be swapping turbo’d flat-fours into anything and everything. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

HammerheadFistpunch > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 23:17

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Its literally an outback thats been made taller

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 23:19

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So a Tribecca updated to match the current design language. I guess it’ll sell. We’ll see how it does against the Atlas.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 23:22

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That was a serious question, I didn’t know they were trying the TriBeCa thing again.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > HammerheadFistpunch 11/28/2017 at 23:30

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It’s an Outback made to look like a VW Atlas

HammerheadFistpunch > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/28/2017 at 23:40

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Yeah but i mean....its just an outback but taller. Its perfect, the people who grew up loving the outback have something thats familiar, but has swelled which should resonate with them (me)

Tapas > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/28/2017 at 23:56

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You are.

wafflesnfalafel > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/29/2017 at 00:03

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yep - good looking rig. I predict new top tier WRC class, Ascents, Highlanders, Explorers, Atlases and Santa Fes blasting around Monte Carlo - you heard it here first.

John-Palazzo > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/29/2017 at 07:37

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I think it is by far the best looking three row crossover, very sharp. It’s also a good thing that we like it, because Subaru might as well just print money at this point. These are going to be everywhere.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/29/2017 at 09:40

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Nope. You’re becoming a soccer mom.

Sir Halffast > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 11/29/2017 at 14:21

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Me too and maybe?

Sir Halffast > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/29/2017 at 14:22

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If you listen to them, they’re not. They’re supposedly trying to do a proper 3-row SUV which, if it saves me from a minivan, is just fine by me.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Sir Halffast 11/29/2017 at 17:59

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I wouldn’t mind a minivan. If I found out my wife was having twins I’d trade in our Fit for a 2018 Odyssey like yesterday. But since we don’t have three kids I won’t have to do that